Well, I did it again. I made it to
New York City Newark and managed
to miss all of the bloggers and some of my friends. Now as distressing as you
would think I would be, I actually had a very good trip. I don’t have much to
report, except maybe a few things:
1) I missed Lynne and Ronn,
which I thought was either Fate playing a role or me acting as one of
Charlette’s Angels or something.
2) I missed Donald, which
had him a bit angry (for reasons I won’t mention here). All I know is that next
time I’m in the New York area I had better stay in Brooklyn or Bronx, lest I
take chances and end up being smuggled into one of those two boroughs.
3) I saw Grandma online, which in turn alerted my presence in
the vicinity to Tina. The ensuing telephone conversation ended
up being two hours and a promise that I’d be up in New York in February.
4) I spent enough time in Sharper
Image in complete and utter overload. What do you get a man
that has everything?!
5) I no longer feel alone in family drama. Everytime you see Michelle, please roll
out red carpet…oh and pass the ripple too.
In the hometown
area in South Alabama:
—My grandma broke her hip.
—My uncle fainted.
—A neighbor in Alabama lit a match, which set himself on fire.
And it’s not even Christmas yet….