Davey reminded me that I was a month behind, and since RPM and Nikki Indigo did theirs, and I'm sure there are plenty of other people too.....

1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?

I would be one hellified producer with a studio adjacent to the house. Sans incidents like ones in Dubai, of course.

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?

That's easy. The W. Six years of pure frustration. Runner-ups include Adolph Hitler and Whitney Houston.

3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?

Putting my time (and my money, damnit ) out there towards a couple of people and not getting anything in return.

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.

Now you know I can't give up my music....

5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?

I would want to stick with what I have right now. *Rimshot*