1. You know, on Friday the 13th, I’ll have really good luck or really bad luck.
Still need that new gig.
2. Practicing for McDonalds, in case another gig is unattainable. "Hello,
this is EJ, welcome to McDonalds. Would you like to try my burger?"
3. 3AM on Friday night, Swirlspice
and I are having drinks, and all the while she’s saying how she would love to
pinch my cheeks.
4. Pinching cheeks. All the more reason to have a webcam. I’m jus’ sayin’.
5. I’m so Blackalicious
thanks to an Esoteric
6. Enigma says: EJ is a closet
___________. (Fill in the blank).
7. The Village?
I wasn’t pleased nor displeased. Loved
Bryce Dallas Howard, though.
8. Look at the pretty weights. I should use these, you know.
Number? Lisa Hamilton, seriously. Framing the email now, Lisa. Much love.
10. Is there an Aquateen
Hunger Force Anonymous group anywhere?
11. I’m officially a cartoon-head. ATHF, Family
Guy, and now Justice
12. EJ the DJ? Has a nice ring to it.